Best vanilla captions ever

imitation has I believe always been the best form of flattery

 

I have to admit thatI have felt like that since years before my Lady became my KH

 

I had come to that conclusion some time ago

 

seems like a plan that works for her and it being the only plan is going to have to work for me too

 

My Lady gets that from Santa every year... but she tells him what she's getting

 

The gift I recieved years ago was being told to wonder whether when being on told my denial is indefinite does she really mean permanent ?

 

that is not my lady but is definitely something she could have said ..to the word.

 

the picture in question is vanilla in that there is not anything in sight that anyone could see almost anyday on beach without anyone being offended..

but yes some guys need the pictures to enjoy the captions... whether it just that they lack imagination or is it that they enjoy eye candy is very individual I would think

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I just got in time to edit this

My apologies . on reflection you are right some of these pictures are not at all vanilla

 

To be honest it is a question I have asked myself from time to time

 

here's an amusing mind-fuck if you wish to give it some thought

I am in Shroedinger's Chastity
I will never know if it is permanent

 

I imagine barring illness or accidents he is very unlikely to find out either

 

it was at about one year of orgasm denial she discovered I sometimes got hard when I was out for cleaning and shaving.

That was when erection denial began.
And with our BadAss cage I only need to come out for shaving]#

Now she has me having laser treatment... shaving will become a thing of the past

 

Indefinitely definitely does it for me.

and of course there is the question ...

did she say..... Indefinitely
or
did she say.;.... In Definitely

Either way I don't imagine it will be out any time soon

 

wife chuckled at the caption . That can't be good

 

she isn't screwing around. I am amazed at how intensely serious some of the KH's are on this site

 

There is no shrinkage around her.

 

I was just asking the misses about this and got pretty much the same response

 

Thanks for those. find myself looking at provocative women, photos, porn, and it is nuts because it drives me insane being locked up , but I am driven twitch what I can't have like a moth to a flame. My wife thinks it's hilarious. One of the memes on here was a couple both on their laptops, him locked up, and the caption was "you can watch all the porn you want now. " . That's my wife now.

 

This woman is stunningly beautiful!