Urinating While Standing in Jail Bird?

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    We are thinking of graduating from off-the-shelf devices to a Mature Metal custom-made product, likely the Jail Bird. Urinating in the standing position is an important issue for us to minimize time in public restrooms, given the ongoing pandemic. We were wondering what everyone’s experience has been being able to urinate while locked in a Jail Bird?
     
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    I have a Queens Keep, not a Jailbird (they are similar enough). While I prefer to sit when I pee (caged or not), if I am in a public place and find the conditions unsanitary, ...I can pee while standing ...provided I line everything up first. If you don't take the time to line everything up, you could end up with a messy and potentially embarrassing spray
     
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    I wear a Jail Bird daily. Alana is 100% correct. You need to make sure you're lined up before you pee or it will be a spray mess. I sit as it's a rule here 99.9% of the time. If it's a nasty restroom scene I need to get permission to stand caged or free it's her rule.
    I'm a grower so it's a lot tougher to line things up.

    Just being 100% honest
     
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    Thank you, Alana and Jail Bird. This is very helpful.
     
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    Yes agreed, it should be straighforward to pee in a JB while standing. My first was just a bit smaller than my flaccid size and needed some lining up usually. My newest JB is considerably smaller so there is little movement and even lining up is not often required.
     
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    Using a urinal with the Jailbird is not a problem. Like others have said, make sure you're lined up. Using a standard toilet can be a little tricky because you're not exactly sure where the stream will go. Sometimes I aim too far out or not far enough and can cause a little mess on the rim.
     
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    Chiming in to say the same. I nearly always sit but when I can’t, it’s possible to stand if I’m careful. Let out a couple of test squirts before you fully commit though. If the stream does hit the bars you can reduce splashing by going slower.
     
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    Thats what I'm thinking too .... But if now the horizontal bars have longer distance then there will be more room for the urin to get out without splashing ( of course the jb is tight )
     
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