Twas the night before Christmas....

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    and I was still locked.
    I guess you could say...
    I spent Christmas "half cocked."
    In a room full of friends.
    And some I'd just met.
    We partied and chatted.
    But I couldn't forget.
    My key 'round her neck
    a wink and a grin.
    Kept me reminded
    Of the cage I was in.
    With a kiss and some fondling
    She said "Hey, you know."
    "Your gifts are unwrapped
    but you have 5 weeks to go."
    Someone asked what that key was
    As we sat down to dine.
    "It's the key to his heart"
    she said.
    "And NOW, it's ALL MINE!"
    o_O


     
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