Tiger Woods told wife Elin he "will do anything"

Hey thanks for the link. I know I should have been caught up in this one but I had no freagin' idea he had that many women. I say there is one easy fix!

 

I wonder if a chastity device would affect his swing?


Maybe that is why he's not planning on playing the rest of this year!

 

Just imagine if such a high profle couple were to publicly embrace chastity as a marital aid! Such an event could potentially create a huge moral shift in the country... if not the world!

I can see it now.... chastity device TV commercials on primetime TV much like those for Viagra!

 

he should be put in a chastity belt have her hold the key let me go play golf he would never see his tiger again

 

:Sigh:

You really think so? The problem is not the technology (i.e. a device), it's the tendency or inclination to do things one shouldn't.

I know this throws a wet blanket on some titillating speculation, but seriously - chastity devices are really just pricey sex toys. They are not substitutions for mental and ethical considerations.

Yes, I ranted about it here already. By tossing out the "Oh, Elin should lock his cock up," line, we are way oversimplifying the situation.

 

Sure they are!

Perhaps she should implement some sort of system where every time he scores five under par he gets an orgasm.

 

:headdesk:

 

Staci,

I agree that a famous endorsement would be a big boost for CB sellers, but I doubt it would significantly change our society at large.

Just a safety note for Tom,

You are a respected scholar on chastity and an essayist too... so it seems to me that you are being a little childish when you bash your head on your desk without putting down a pillow, safety first!

Respectful laughter,
cindy :cat:

 

I'm sure alot of us considered chastity for Tiger a perfect solution. It's like the obvious is hidden under the nose of millions of people. But I think there are basically two types of men: alpha males who really have no business tied down to one woman( their reproductive strategy- the more the merrier) and Beta males who can submit to one woman, be locked in chastity, cuckolded and so on ( their reproductive strategy stay with one woman and nurture the family). I would hazard a guess that Tiger is definitely an alpha male driven to win and conquer, and yet he is stuck with society's framework and the obvious dilemma of fighting his nature while wanting a family.

 

I think all women just want a little tiger in their tank. Or maybe its, they want their part of the $480 million in his wallet.

I know ugly rich men, get more attention than cute poor ones. And no, I fall in the ugly poor locked up sissy gurl group. Other name is. The no action for you group.

Palm Mary Missy Tanya, oops that don't work either.. darn just striking out on every turn.

 

Darn double post. Sorry about that!! Tanya

 

sheesh..... I wrote that as a silly toungue and cheek comment.

 

Sheesh, and so do we silly! :scared0016:

Respectful Cindy :cat:

 

I am allowed to playfully make absurd suggestions using my own imperfect and silly understanding of the situation!

 

Don't Neosteel make a sports version.....?

 

With him losing sponsored endorsement deals he could use any new ones he can get!

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