greetings E/everyone i thought i would start a new thread focused on the subject of that "awkward moment". locked and far away for the key and DISCOVERED, and in not in a good way. a fear W/we A/all share but as T/they say, shit does happen. my experience goes like this . . . it was a beautiful evening in the May of 2007. the night after obeying Mistress Michelle and receiving Her first nipple piercings the day before. i spent the day leisurely working around my home picking up the dead tree limbs and other debri from the winter and having a nice fire burning it all up. the mistake i made was i was drinking beers the entire day as i was doing this. not guzzling them but simply sipping them but doing so continuously and not eating the entire day. by evening i completed the clean-up, showered and stupidly decided to run out for some Wendy's fast food. see where this is going? the adrenalin of working in the yard worn off. the relaxing shower. the stupidity of getting behind the wheel. while sitting in line at the drive thru, WHAM! like load of bricks the alcohol on an empty stomach suddenly hit me. oh shit! keep it cool, you can do this. one of the worst places to be around when being stupid and drunk is at a Taco Bell. the hot spot for fools on a late night and the Police know it. on my way home i pass one. bounce, i scrubbed the curb. immediately and out of no where red and blue lights appeared behind me. i was so SCREWED! part II a little later.