Thai Lopping and CB2000 group ============================= The CB2000 Corporation recently started a big campaign in thailand. "We all know how attractive and irresistable thai ladies are. We are also aware of their jealous side. No-one knows for sure but more than 2000 men each year lose their penises at the hands of their jealous girlfriends and wives. And the figures are increasing each year. They doubled last year alone. Some already estimate the un-official total may be 3 times higher than the official. That makes 6000 men per year. This has lead to a dangerous situation for the average guys. He now knows his penis has an expiry date. He knows he will lose it sooner or later. So he has a fling to get some more use of it while he has it. Then of course he gets caught and off it comes. Another recent scenario that is being played out is that some women are enjoying luring men to their fate. They use their sexual charms and get a buzz out of knowing that this will be their victims last orgasm. On the victims way home they make sure they inform his wife or girlfriend of his unfaithful crime. Some spurned women have been known to punish the guys who reject them by pretending to the guy's partner that she had sex with him. As a result even innocent men are being cut. So guys, dont get lopped, be wise, offer it to her exclusively. Buy her one of our range of chastity devices for your prized possession. Get it locked away safe out of harms way, and let her have the only key. Dont worry you will not be alone, we have sold over 50,000 devices in Thailand in the last 6 months!" An ad in a Thai women's mag read: "Look ladies, there have been so many penis loppings recently that the men are running scared. With the cb2000 range of products you can now take his penis off him without lopping before he has even committed any offence against you. Just leave our ad. around, and casually mention a few lopping incidents while cutting some veg. And your man will be desperate to defend his innocense and get you to lock his penis in one of our devices." A review in the same mag. after praising the device highly and recommending it to all thier readers as a must, finished with a little worrying comment. "Of course, for those of us who are into lopping our partners penis because it is our right and part of our long established thai culture, we can use this device to guarantee a successful future lopping. Oh my poor innocent boyfriend in his classic CB7000. It looks so cute. But come on girls, it's a penis, it's ours, dont stop lopping! I wont. Oh sorry darling if you are reading this, I am going to lop you, but the good thing is you dont know when and you can do nothing to stop me. xxx"