"Sex Sent Me To The ER"

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    Oh, yeah! Had to visit ER yesterday because of most humiliating and long feared reason. I've been playing with my sissypussy for a while so far. It's not a tight virgin pussy any more. So, with nice amount of lubrication and Njoy buttplug added with good stretching the plug got sucked into my pussy. Some cursing ( I'm sorry) and first one finger followed the plug. Felt it but couldn't get grip of it. Two fingers...too deep! (I don't have pianoplayer's fingers)...what next??? Forceps..- no help.
    So, it has to be taken out because it won't come out itself just doing the number 2. First I called ER's info number.; " hi, this is me, i got something stucked into my anus while having some adult fun. No it's not a ferret! (She didn't ask about ferret, that was a little joke). - yeah You'd better come here!"
    So, i found a pair of clean male boxers, took away my cage if i had to operated. Hit the car and drove to the ER. I, as a nurse felt huge frustration and humiliation thinking about all the trouble i'm causing now with my own stupidity. I was there at 10:15 and met the triage nurse first. My face red as a well cooked lobster, i explained to her what has happened. She was polite and kind and told not to worry about it. Things just happen...not in every week, not in every month either. Then she pointed me to a waiting area and someone will call my name sometime. People came and went. So i wasn't the worst case . After 4 hours i heard my name called and a very smart but nice looking Lady doctor called me in.
    "So, you have something stucked into your anus, right? -yeah..*blush* I have an image of it here...oh shit...lost it...wait a sec...here!
    - lay down on your side on that table knees to your belly. " ...sounds of rubbergloves pulled on and some lubrication added... "I will inspect it first and if it's too deep it has to be operated. " ( thank God She had pianoplayer's fingers)..after 10 seconds it was out..both Her fingers and the plug. "Would you like to save it? - hell yeah, i'll frame it into my wall of shame! Thank You very much! I hope we won't meet here ever again for same reason! - so do I"
    So, what can we learn about this?...propably nothing else than respecting those professionals working their ass off every day for our sake. Have fun and keep safe!
    Btw. That's my first real fisting experience by not familiar person. Yet i wouldn't call Her pro Domme.
     
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    does your butt plug not have a flared end specifically to stop it from going all the way in?
     
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    They do...but like I said..my pussy is not so tight anymore...
     
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    wow, so which one of those is the one that got stuck?
     
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    The one on the right...
     
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    #6 Finnchastity, Sep 18, 2022
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    I do like those plugs. Now i guess i have to tie a safety line into it before inserting it anywhere. "Pull the rope and save the day"
     
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    nurse in her head be like "Here we go again..."

    Probably best not risk it and get something with a larger flange
     
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    I was playing with a female play partner and was gently doing things to her puss while also thumbing a large butt plug, and then suddenly it decided to go inside. I got it out, it wasn't easy, but it totally killed the mood haha.

    It really putt me off such things.

    Top tip: Ties a piece of string to it.
     
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    Yikes I love my njoy plugs
    Glad you're ok
     
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    Oh god! I have that plug - I'll be extra careful when using it now. The flared base is rather rounded and I can imagine it happening.

    Thanks for sharing your shame @Finnchastity ;)
     
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    I agree. That is such an embarrassing event and i've worried about it happening to me. I've only got the pretty jewel end plug, which seems like it would easily go in. Glad they were able to get yours out with any more serious medical help. Wonder if they selected a woman doc on purpose or was it just luck? I would have been horrified to be in your place, but far worse, for me, with a male doc. Anyway, i now have a string tied to my jewel plug, just in case. Thanks for sharing and glad you're okay.
     
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    As a weekend she was on duty. So, No deliberate choosing to make me feel worse. She acted very professionally ...no bad feelings.
     
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    mine are like the aneros type and so would be difficult to lose....hopefully
     
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    The experience had to be very humiliating and embarrassing. Sorry that it happened to you.
     
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    it really was...but it's just life.
     
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    Luckily it went out that well. Lucky guy.

    I work in an ER and always wish I met someone in this situation. But it is only once in a while happening. A collegue of mine had on epatietn and he just meant it was like giving birth.

    He has been quite fascinated.
    The doctors arent the problem. The problme are the nurses with their stupid burnout brains.
    The will laugh about you.
     
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    Yep, I know being a xray-nurse myself...
     
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    Actually, I bet they were mystified because you did everything right: your toy was meant for butt stuff, had a flanged base, and it went up anyway. Gracious. :eek:

    Granted, knowing what you already knew about your body, the string sounds like a marvelous idea, but that really wasn’t supposed to happen.
     
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    no, it wasn't supposed to happen. I'm not a thrill seeker in that way.
     
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    A strong soapy enema and it will pop right out.
     
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