One good reason not to put your penis in a pipe!

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    Mistress Watchful Dont believe the hype ;oP

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    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder

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    grinder

    "four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder "

    hey I have one like that! It's good to have "a spare key" ;)

    edit: actually i don't see the big problem here. just fasten the tube to a bench and slowly (to avoid heat) cut the pipe open. then pry it wide with a suitable tool. I guess couple of scratches would be the worst damages, besides scratched and bruised ego :)
     
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    I'm never taking my CB off then @_@
     
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    its no wonder scrap metal prices are rocketing!
     
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    That's a "Here's your Sign" :sign0017:moment if i ever heard of one. But, if nature serves me well, if a friend would have found a CO2 fire extinguisher, and a quick 10 -20 second blast, nature could have saved embarrassment, cold does make things shrink don't it? View attachment 13263
     

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    thats is just crazy to hear :)
     
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    Oh, and I hoped the story would end by them cutting the end off the tube and welding a few bars over the head of his penis :butterfly:
     
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    Too bad they don't have an Aneros next to the paddles. But that might be considered a little to invasive. LOL
     
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