The bawdy English limerick is a poetic institution . . . but I don't remember reading too many with a chastity theme. In the interests of setting the record straight and as a bit of fun in the run up to Christmas, how about a Limerick competition ? I don't know that we need much, if anything, in the way of a prize and I'm sure an Administrator could be found to act as a judge, And in order to get the ball rolling here are a couple of suggestions: Joy was sexy and clever and svelte Kept her man in a chastity belt It was no sex for him Just his tongue in her quim Till he forgot how his locked cocklet felt A Conservative MP called Rory Strayed and locked, by his wife, in a Lori Now it’s been several years He’s cried gallons of tears Now Rory, the Tory’s, quite sorry. Hope you enjoy.
I came (sorry!) Up with the following.. hope this is the sort of thing you meant!... There was once a young wife from the dock Who had caged up her poor husband's cock The hubby'd was told She would have to be old Before before being allowed to unlock The husband he asked for divorce, And his wifey refused it of course His wife loved to deny And loved watching him cry As she pummelled his balls with some force She continued his enforced denial As she felt his fulls balls with a smile I've got just what I wanted She constantly taunted No more cumming for you for a while He was starting to warm to her game Though he felt it a terrible shame To be licking her quim Whilst his best friend (called Jim) Would be fucking her senseless again
To the chastity mansion they came. Oh the dommes , the subs and the maids They played on the forum With chastee decorum and new ideas they learnt everyday.
My cock is locked every day And is never let out for a play It's small and it's sad But my Mistress is glad That it's caged and tucked out of the way Now Jens plays his ball-banded blues And Joro likes penises bruised Mistress B does as well And Jemima can't spell But Ms. Amanda, she sure loves her shoes!
There was a young man from Dumfries His wife kept him on a tight leash She locked up his dick And he's feeling quite sick As his pre cum constantly leaks!
There once was a lesbian couple Whose bodies were warm and so supple They teased a caged boy With a strap-on type toy And made their orgasms quintuple My Mistress has 'oft said to me "A penis should never be free The smaller they are (like yours is, so far) Requires that you sit when you pee!" I'm wearing a cage made of steel A sensation that's somewhat unreal I'm caught in its grip So it never will slip And frustration is all I can feel
When you're wearing a brand-new device And the feeling is not very nice If the gap is too small It will strangle each ball Like you've caught both your nuts in a vise! There once was a lady with locks Who slapped them on everyone's cocks "I can't tell you lies I love to cage guys And hearing those soft little knocks!" And now it's all quite the rage To wrap a dick in a cute little cage When your penis is locked Most the spurting is blocked Cause the prostate is all you engage
Day after day passes by I think my libido might die It's been far too long Since I fondled my dong And now all I can do is just cry I'm servile, and that's what I am Not 'manly', but caught in a jam The once-mighty stud a limp shriveled dud And my answer is always "Yes Ma'am" I'm reminded that I must behave By the Mistress who made me her slave When she clicked the lock shut I became her sweet slut Now I'm dismissed with just a short wave
You'd think I had quite a club In my pants, but there is the rub It's so tiny-teenie My pinkie-sized weenie With a great honking cage on my nub There once was a Mistress named Mia And her partner the evil Sophia Their subs they'd make sick With each lock that they'd click Cause when they'd get out - no idea! I ordered a Chinese rustbucket And onto my thing I had stuck it When it got very sore I could stand it no more But it wouldn't come off so just fuck it