fun thread. those incredible Chastity Captions you can find online

After a while, they all seem so fake. Photo of a sexy girl with words on chastity put there by some horny man. Right? I mean, sure, the words at times can be quite original in thought, but usually are the same three concepts. I find reading erorica is far better stimulation. I also lurk around websites of dommes who offer chastity keyholding, especially if they seem quite fond of it. I like it when the women WANT us locked more than when we males desire it. I am locked because my wife wanted it, luckily for me.

 

Oh. I, umm, control myself by actually writing some of those things.

I agree, which is one reason I started writing some of my own. I wanted them to reflect a more "real" experience (at least, for me), so I have used a lot of photos of "mature" women, with captions that reflect a more day to day aspect. No humiliation, no cuckolding, no cruel mistress stuff.

Admittedly, I used to think they were kind of dumb, but it's easy to see them as a challenge. How do you get across an erotic concept in three sentences?

A Tumblr user going by the name "velcrofist" had a number of captions out there, and then decided to just post the text, with no pictures. It was great, because you could just imagine your own partner (or anyone else) saying them. Sadly, he deleted his blog in the Tumblr Purge. He did, however, reopen under "permanentchastitycaptions.bdsmlr.com"

Two other writers, "professormonkeybusiness" and "anothersubbie" do a great job being more original with the captions, but they generally use pics of 24 year old models.

Another writer, "grumpy 2017," tends to keep the captions centered around couple who are new to the chastity idea and just exploring. Tame, but sweet.

Unfortunately, a lot of them, as @Slave to Wife notes, tend to be the same idea over and over. On the other hand, how many ways can you write about being locked up?

Anyhow, my attempts (among others) can be found at:
http://Mrs-Edge-Says.tumblr.com

 

Just because I have absolutely nothing else to do with my life, I started tracking the reblogs (since the Tumblr Purge has settled down). I've noticed that my captions featuring mature women get the fewest likes/reblogsz while the stacked, bikini models get the most.

I've even put the same caption on different pics to test this out. Younger, attractive, less clothing will get almost double, sometimes triple the number of mature women, with or without clothes.

And some of these captioned pics get reblogged on Reddit, where the more mature women will even get down voted.

I'm sure there's a lesson here.

 

I like the poster style ones the best, you know the ones that use logos rather than photos.

 

Your mature women captions are appreciated. I mostly use captions to send to my wife, and most captions out there would not appeal to her. But you do linger on the idea of "permanent chastity" which is also something that doesn't appeal to her. Long story short, I guess I need to write my own.

 

Tom--Don't stop with the mature women. THOSE are the hot ladies. Ladies who know what they want, what they have and (presumably)have been with their partner for years and are finally making both their dreams come true. I've said it before and my wife knows, if the occasion arose, I would ALWAYS choose a mature 50+ woman as a partner. Keep up the good work!!

 

I've noticed that.

It's mainly because that's where my head happens to be at lately. I'm still wrapping my head around the idea that this could become permanent, so I'm writing what seems hot to me.

But yeah, start writing your own and send those to your wife. It might resonate better.

 

Yours are some of my favourites, I share a lot of them on my blog Dogtanian69, and thank you.

Personally I like pictures of ordinary looking women in ordinary clothes and situations in my femdom......

 

For me, the naked woman is the supreme goddess. I have great respect

 

If only young, horny men knew how much better mature women are at being sexy.

 

These are really good!

 

I think you are right Lucy most men on here would not want to be in a non sexual dynamic where they serve in all ways possible to the best of their ability and in being allowed to do so finding that and/or perhaps signs of your approval all the reward they would want or expect. And of those that say they would want that for most of them I think its just fantasy.

One could argue that a woman being shown naked is her seemingly at her most vulnerable and yet her still being clearly in charge emphasises who is the dominant personality in the scenario or relationship.

Have to agree about a lot of the sissy captions especially when the inferred sissy is actually quite clearly a woman and is usually good looking and/or hot too.

 

I do a couple, hidden amongst the others on my Tumblr blog, mostly BBW’s and/or mature (for the net) ladies, because I’m 51 and my own age group is what turns me on.... I will post captions of younger women if they’re good captions, I don’t do cuckold stuff, because we are very monogamous, I don’t do sissy stuff where the sissy’s patently aren’t men, and I only have 1500 followers, but that’s ok. I started doing the blog when I was signed off work for rotator cuff surgery (half way through 3 months left to go) and I couldn’t move my right arm for a month, let alone touch myself. The new cage came when the brace went away. My Wife had me hunting and posting pictures that were stimulating to keep me trying to get hard in the cage. I honestly do it for us, I don’t really care if no one else reads it

 

I forgot where I read it but when I was doing research, before we took the plunge, I read an article that said “there are thousands more people online posting about being in chastity than there actually are in chastity”. Looking at memes and captions on Tumblr and bdsmlr, even given exaggeration and artistic license, I absolutely believe that is true.

 

@L-u-c-y
Nice caption. One of them is even fundamental in my life, « purpose of male is to be useful in many ways; it has nothing to do with kinks and fetishes.

this is (almost) exactly my role with My Beautiful Owner, but i understand why so few of us have embraced this path so far, males in total servitude and submission really need to be strong

also, i would only modify the last part of the caption: « it has nothing to do with the male’s kinks and fetishes ». as i have learnt, My Queen has many fetishes She is exploring with me, whatever i can think about them. and it is perfectly fine!

 

No good ....its on tumblr.. you have to log in to Oath to view. Not blooming likely.

 

Reddit.com/r/keyholdercaptions

 

There's no Oath login. You just have to accept their cookie policy.

 

Tom,
Loved the mature woman themed captions, but can’t seem to locate them anymore. Have I developed Alzheimer’s or are they moved/missing?
Thanks, Blue

 

Like many of you, I started looking at chastity captions on Tumblr. Now after exploring the chastity life with my wife for three years I find many of the online captions miss the mark for me in one way or another. I began making my own captions that incorporate pictures of my wife. I find it very erotic because, unlike the young women on many captions, my wife is real and attainable (within the bounds of chastity). I’ve also found it to be an effective way to communicate with her to introduce things i fantasize about as a way to “test the water”. We can then discuss them at our weekly chastity talks. This gives her time to think about things so she does not get put on the spot.

I like the Mrs Edge says series very much.

obviously, you will not find my captions posted anywhere because I use personal pictures.

lastly, The quality of the captions posted online is not great. By this I mean typos and poor grammar. It’s sad that an otherwise great caption is ruined by confusing “your” and “you’re”.

I encourage those of you with keyholder to personalize your captions for your own use.

grayfelix

 

I'm trying to fill that blog with original captions right now, so you'd probably have to go back in the archives between, say, July to November of 2019 to find the most. The newer ones I've been writing are featuring younger women, but my plan is to start recycling the captions and putting them onto the mature women.

The recycling is mainly because there are only so many captions you can make about permanent or long term chastity.

I promise to start adding some soon.

 

These are some of the main reasons I started writing my own. We have a much more vanilla life than what is depicted in most of the captions, and it was becoming difficult to relate.

I'm actually enjoying the Tumblr nudity ban because it forces me to put a little more thought into the captions.