Come, she told me Pah rum pa pum pum Bend over on my knee Pah rum pa pum pum You’ve been so bad this year Pah rum pa pum pum You’ve really earned this, dear Pah rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum Then she beat my ass Pah rum pa pum pum Like a bass drum Then, she tied me Pah rum pa pum pum Down to the bed so tight Pah rum pa pum pum A blindfold and a gag Pah rum pa pum pum That shut out all the light Pah rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum Kept me quiet for her Pah rum pa pum pum I heard her come Then my cage came off Pah rum pa pum pum I felt her stroking me Pah rum pa pum pum I thought I would explode Pah rum pa pum pum Would I have to eat my load? Pah rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum Then she smiled and said Pah rum pa pum pum It’s time for bed She untied me Pah rum pa pum pum I put my cage back on Pah rum pa pum pum She said be good next year Pah rum pa pum pum If you want Christmas cheer Pah rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum I don’t know, my dear Pah rum pa pum pum When you will come.