If we held an annual chastity olympics, what would your nomination for events to be held? I nominate the 100 meter ass-kissing dash where you are led down the track by your key holder while you are on your knees as event number 1. Event number 2, the shut up and do what you are told challenge where you have to do whatever your designated games key holder asks of you without correcting her or back-talking. The locked boy who can last the longest would be crowned champion.
Yes, that will be the closing event. We can’t lead with the main event. You have to keep the sponsors happy. How else will you know what brand of socks to buy.