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    wife prefers to lie on her back in the bed. Not a fan of queening either. She wants maximum comfort. And for what it's worth, she never kneeled when giving me a BJ. Again, on the bed.
     
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    I LOVE this one -- I have a complete Jones for Asian women, and it's such a domme thing for her to say. Thanks Tom!
     
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    lol, I'll make more.
     
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    Yes, LOL
     
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    Excellent! Here's to all the strong confident women who hold our keys.
     
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    This right here.
    I'm on honor system chastity and also a prostate cancer survivor. I've used 100mgs of Viagra to get hard, but I prefer, (and so does she) for me to be cuckolded by our toys. She has developed a taste for large dildos and loves to ride me as she used to when we were younger.
    Not only does she have more, but much more intense orgasms now. And I love watching pleasure on her face.
     
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    Too close to home, but not from a hair trigger. I have posted that on non gym days, my wife usually lets me lie on top of her, and occasionally the other way around for a few to 10 minutes. right before we get up. Brings back memories of PIV every time. She had left me free for almost 2 weeks (no idea why, but then, I never do) I had some night wood still, and as I sometimes do, I asked if I could screw her. Blew me away when she said "go ahead". From years of no penetration , and age, she can only get a very tiny dildo in her in the best circumstances. So with no lubricant, and a boner that faded fast, the odds of this working were slim to none. Which she knew. That was the first offer for PIV in over 5 years, all for naught. She just smiled, then told me to get off her. Talk about a mind fuck.
     
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