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    It's interesting to note that a recent study showed that 36% of couples over 60 live in a sexless marriage. It IS amazing what a little cage can do for a relationship!!!
     
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    Most of our friends are in thst age bracket, and I have reason to believe that many of them aren't sexually intimate anymore. And the crazy thing is that my wife and I are even more intimate now than we were in our forties.
     
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    We are in the same boat. So many friends have given up, while we are picking up the pace. Maybe not as often, but definitely more interesting.
     
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    So much of our sex life is in our heads, and my imagination is more experienced now. We're definitely on a higher level than we were in our 30s.
     
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    Saw this on Facebook today.
    374742832_695944085900349_892435404181844328_n.jpg
     
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    We are the same. We both work rotating day shifts, and on days when we're both not working, we're more like teenage rabbits than aged tortoises, and for us too, it's continually getting better.

    I do believe it's self sustaining, you believe you can have a good sex life, something like male chastity gives it focus, interest, assistance and novelty, and so the sex life spirals upward rather than downwards.

    If you don't believe you can have a good ex life, have given up on it, then of course the opposite happens.
     
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    A pair of breasts? knickers? balls? submissives?
    Please clarify :rolleyes:

    Only teasing... I guess it's the knickers. :+1:
     
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    and why not
    some small minded and ignorant people have no idea how many things a guy can do with or to a pussy whilst remaining caged
    and how much their partners will appreciate them being that guy
     
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    Yes
     
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    I honestly do not think my Lady would recall where it is which is why she has me keep it where I can't get it without her knowing
     
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    My Lady says I should not worry about it any more
    as the answer is No I couldn't
    and
    I should know by now I won't be getting to test the last answer
     
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    EZboy Wait... do I still have a dick?

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    EZboy Wait... do I still have a dick?

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