Barbie Doll's!!

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    The Divorced Barbie Doll

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
    remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop
    and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the
    display window?


    'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We
    have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for 19.95, Beach
    Barbie for 19.95, Disco Barbie for 19.95, Ballerina Barbie for 19.95,
    Astronaut Barbie for 19.95, Skater Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced
    Barbie for 265.95'.


    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?!


    Why is the Divorced Barbie 265.95 and the others only 19.95?'


    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken' s Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's
    Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
     
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    It that weren't so true it would be funny! ;-)
     
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    ouch!

    Yes , sad but in alot of cases that is the Results!! Too bad couples can't "split things & just walk away"! But nOOOO one of the 2 will get their Revenge on their other ! sorry & i hope there are no lawyers here; but some will "antigonize" their dlient to get back & the other. please just my opinion , just stating what is the obvious. thanks , disciplinedpet:anim_37::licking::bondage:
     
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    Very funny joke.

    But seriously, lawyers should be required to focus first on mediation, and only then on litigation. :anim_32:
     
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    Beautifully said. We Can Work It Out - should be a step by step plan. Lawyers have their way in this country - too much.
     
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    in some areas mediation is a requirement prior to divorce.
     
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    I am happy to hear this. I am a layman :)
     
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    Mistress Watchful Dont believe the hype ;oP

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    Oh purlease! I just want what's mine..... EVERYTHING! :manga_beat:
     
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    i went through mediation with my x but she still got 2/3rds because i'm the one who wanted out so i made all the concessions
     
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    I'm with you on that!
     
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