An interesting choice in butt plugs

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    Which is far more embarrassing?

    Saying "I was playing around with anal sex and I messed up. I have a projectile stuck in my rectum. Help!"
    or;
    Saying "I happened to be naked in my loft [1] and I accidentally fell bottom first [2] at just the right angle [3] onto a phallic shaped military projectile [4] that just happened to fall at just the right angle [5] to accidentally slip into my anal sphincter [6] that is now too tight to get it out [7]."

    [1] weird.
    [2] unlikely.
    [3] even more unlikely than [2]
    [4] Ah! now my suppressed grin has become vocal laughter.
    [5] Do I now laugh more at the situation, or the excuse?
    [6] I'm pissing myself.
    [7] How do you expect me to get it out when I'm ROTFLMAO?
     
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