Guess the pandemic is disrupting the supply chain severely enough, to force folks to improvise... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/
Which is far more embarrassing? Saying "I was playing around with anal sex and I messed up. I have a projectile stuck in my rectum. Help!" or; Saying "I happened to be naked in my loft [1] and I accidentally fell bottom first [2] at just the right angle [3] onto a phallic shaped military projectile [4] that just happened to fall at just the right angle [5] to accidentally slip into my anal sphincter [6] that is now too tight to get it out [7]." [1] weird. [2] unlikely. [3] even more unlikely than [2] [4] Ah! now my suppressed grin has become vocal laughter. [5] Do I now laugh more at the situation, or the excuse? [6] I'm pissing myself. [7] How do you expect me to get it out when I'm ROTFLMAO?