Ah, glorious contradictions. That is basically the sum of my life. Where to start? That's always a good question. I figure I should start chronologically and meander around totally missing where I was going. It’s always much more fun that way. I remember when I was very young, maybe 5 or 7, in the early 80’s; I had started school I think. Things do get a little fuzzy back then. It was Inspector Gadget. Penny was always getting tied up. This was my introduction to the world of BDSM, such as it was. It was years later before I even figured out what it was of course. I just knew, even at that age, that this excited me. I’m pretty sure I started masturbating around this time. It was more of a “this feels good” rather than “I know what this is and it’s awesome”. Being the giant social butterfly in school, wait that’s not right, wallflower or recluse would be more apt, I took to books. I read a lot. Things far beyond what other kids my age would read. I recall reading Stephan Kings It and The Stand in grade 7 or so while everyone else was reading that Goosebumps tripe. It was a book by Mercedes Lackey, if I recall correctly, where I learn of the word “bondage”. Having never seen this word and it being related to the alluded sex in the book, I figured it was dictionary time. Holy shit, this is totally weird. I don’t really understand it. Oh wait, let’s try the dictionary that isn’t 90 years old(awesome dictionaries by the way, a computer was still defined as a person). Ok, that makes a little more sense. I’ll have to remember this word. Well, more time passes and our small town in bumfuck Alberta got this amazing thing called the Internet. Since the web at this point was largely useless, I found out about Usenet. Let’s try that bondage word. Well, there goes the neighborhood. It was pretty much all downhill from there. It was like a kid in a candy store. You find something tasty, then a shelf over, something better. Over the years, things that I had no interest in have grown. Things that repulsed me now do not bother me at all. There is such a large rainbow of kinks and perversions that I am interested in it would probably be easier to say what I am not interested in. I’m not going to get into that right now, though. Well, that’s it for tonight. I figure I need to break this up since if I come back tomorrow I’ll delete this and never go anywhere with it. There will be more for sure. In my 27 years of life there is a lot of fun little details to sum up an incredibly boring life. See you tomorrow, probably.