Do tell us how it turns out.
Not to me.
Who care what we call it as long as it works?
Considering the psychological state of the masses I'd substitute term "gangster" for "a reasonable person concerned with one's safety". Otherwise,...
MTG is my kind of girl. I hate being threatened by space lasers too.
I love your sense of humor.
Very poetic take on the kink.
Yes, very exciting indeed. To some extent, that's the whole point.
I second that. Same goes for bondage equipment and other aspects of fetish. It should be real, otherwise there is no point.
Run for Congress, you'll fit right in.
Do you really need an app for that? Personal touch works just fine.
Hello and welcome.
Interesting turn of events. Too bad she dislikes strapon.
I must admit the Alanis joke escaped me ;)
Nice pic. You look great.
Have you considered using a strapon? Will certainly eliminate any erection-related problems, plus the lady can pick a size she'll enjoy.