Shit!!!!

With a steady hand you can try drilling it out. If I did that I would see if I could find a left hand drill bit and hope that it catches and backs it out

 

You can try something like this

https://www.screwfix.com/p/bolt-extractor-set-5-pieces/1112V

Alternatively, depending on the design, you may be able to use a dremel and cut a groove in the head (of the bolt, not your cock) and use a flat screw driver.

 

Maybe superglue does the trick?
The minimal gap between key and screwhead should be perfect for using it.
But You better wait a longer time to harden the glue than You may think.

Give it a try, there is no risk to damage it more than its damaged now.

 

It's a bit like the saying "you're only lost if you care where you are". I guess you're only "stuck" if you're trying to get out!

 

I should have clarified "you're", meaning your KH

 

On a more serious note, I think going forward using a Torx bolt is a lot more sensible, they are almost impossible strip.

 

Leave it that way mr crowe.. its not an emergency case.. yet.
Blood circulation? Checked.
Bruised marks? Checked.
Discolouration/abrasion? Checked.
Pee flow? Checked.
Erection control? Yaass.. its not working, checked.
No worries, sir. Welcome back to the medics if and only if its an emergency.
Over at my place they will call along the fire brigade.

 

super glue the security key in the bolt, let it set then you should be able to turn it out

 

I posted somethin on another thread where husband had to remove a metal cage the guy's wife had damaged the lock on so it would be permanent. One thing he did when using the whirly buzzy thingy was things he said to keep the metal cool so it didn't burn the guy. He used ice cubes, frozen veggie bags and clipped things to it he called "heat syncs".

Husband had to ruin the cage to get it off, but it had to come off somehow. I'll show this to him when he comes home and see what he says.

 

Use a screw extractor. https://www.amazon.com/Damaged-Extr...9Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=

 

This normally solves the problem:
Get an ordinary rubber band, lay it over the tip of the security key and press the key through the rubber into the screw head.
If you're careful with applying a little gentle pressure the rubber will grip both the irregularities in the screwdriver tip and the screw head and the screw will come out.

if it doesn't, (persevere, it usually does), then you'll have to make a small indent into the top of the screw head. A small triangular file across the head of the screw if you can get one in there, or support the cage in a vice / workmate / on the corner of your bench, and give the head of the screw a short sharp tap with the head of a thin flat screwdriver / very small chisel helped along with a very heavy hammer.
That will do two things, firstly the indent will give the rubber trick something to grip into, and secondly, the impact of the hammer blow will compress the screw threads slightly, often just enough to make it looser and easier to unscrew.

Depending on the tools you have, another way is to start drilling out the head of the screw (use a hand drill!) and stop when you've just started. The fresh cuts and burrs from the drill are another way to get the rubber to grip.

 

Heavy vibrator on the cage to cause the orgasm and then all this other stuff isn't necessary. <gulp>

I had a padlock fail in a very similar circumstance except that my cage doesn't have a PA post and I don't have a PA piercing. She was more worried about it that I was and I finally got the key to turn the locking mechanism and open the hasp.

It definitely raises the heart rate. I'd vote for a simple screw extractor over a drill but I've never tried the rubber band trick. Keep us informed.

 

You know, there is a certain peace in that, and I understand why you’d be okay with it. I’m pretty sure I would be too.

Most importantly, you both seem to be aligned which is awesome.

 

Unless the cage is made of tungsten carbide or diamond, hospitals are prepared to remove it in an emergency. And outside of an emergency, it sounds like your wife is happy to keep it on you. So, maybe it isn't a problem?

 

Sometimes a standard flat blade screwdriver of just the right length will loosed screws with non-standard heads. You can get a jeweler's set of screwdriver at a lot of places. Don't go too cheap, as the ends of the blades have to handle some torque.

 

Sigh...this is easily resolved. Wrap your cage in some sort of unsulating material, maybe some cloth towel, then use a cut-off wheel on a dremel and cut a groove into the head of the screw. Then use a flat screwdriver to loosen.

You're welcome.

 

FWIW - A doctor informed me that they also (in general) can't deal with titanium.

 

Good point. Hope it's not titanium.

 

Many good suggestions already, but another option is to grab the head of the screw with needle nose vice grip pliers. Not too much pressure, and a gentle touch, it will turn right out. Like others have said, no need to panic, it can be removed

 

Go to the auto parts store and buy the smallest container of valve lapping compound. Put a generous amount on the key, and with good pressure down, start to turn screw. Discard screw!