Best caption ever (that don’t take life seriously)

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    #1 IB-Chaste, Dec 21, 2023
    I think we all need a break from the frustration at times, a little humour in our lives. Let’s poke a little light-hearted fun in our own direction…. In the form of captions!
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    #2 Pepe_, Dec 21, 2023
    I like this idea for a thread.
     
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    #3 Tom Allen, Dec 21, 2023
    How it started...

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    #4 Westnub16, Dec 22, 2023
    There goes all his power and strength. Its dream come true haha.
     
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    #5 Bronze Shroud, Dec 22, 2023
    Hey, you hav to build up a desire, right? :)
     
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    #6 MaggotNub, Dec 22, 2023

    Tempted to send that to my Goddess. I've always had a tendency to poke fun at those in power, it's been a feature of my career, and I've always encouraged subordinates of mine to feel free to take any opportunity they find to take the Mick out of the boss without fear of retaliation.

    I tend to want to do that with the wife now she has all the power. I'm not sure she has the same perspective as me to her underlings though. In fact I know she doesn't. But I'm not sure I can resist. I'm gonna give it a while to ponder, but I may risk sending it. If I do, I let you all know, and report on the consequences...
     
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    #7 Tom Allen, Dec 22, 2023
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    #8 PornAddict103, Dec 22, 2023
    I made this one myself... It's a bit of an "instructional" style caption. Great for guys in solo chastity like me.

    Chastity Tease V118C.png

    Model: Nikki Benz
    Source: Naughty America Promotional Ad
     
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    #9 HouseboyForHer, Dec 22, 2023
    Here's my lame-ass original.
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    #11 madams-sissysub, Dec 22, 2023
    this is one of the main reasons Madam put me in chastity!
     
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    #12 IB-Chaste, Dec 22, 2023
    You or her :confused:
     
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    #13 MaggotNub, Dec 22, 2023

    I bit the bullet and sent my Goddess the caption from the beginning of the thread.

    If I never post again, assume she didn't see the funny side and has taken it very badly.
     
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    #14 PornAddict103, Dec 22, 2023
    Good luck! :+1:
     
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    #15 Servus, Dec 22, 2023
    I wish you the very best.
     
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    #16 MaggotNub, Dec 22, 2023
    She looked up as she read the message on her phone.

    I got a withering look of distain and then she went back to what she was doing.

    Can't tell if that's all that will happen or whether this is something she's going to make me regret at a later moment/date.

    She's got me sweating now. Reserving her full reaction is a superpower for her. I don't know what she's thinking and going to do.
     
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    #17 madams-sissysub, Dec 23, 2023
    no it was me!
     
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    #18 PornAddict103, Dec 23, 2023
    Here's a fun little dice game I just invented.

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    Have fun rolling the dice and Good luck! You'll need it! ;)
     
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    #19 handsolo, Dec 23, 2023
    How to go from chastity to castration in one easy step.
     
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    #20 handsolo, Dec 23, 2023
    I was testing a much milder version with a dice simulator. Die roll equals lockup time. Doubles equals ejaculation, otherwise roll again. The first roll was doubles, after that it took 197 days for a release. Most dry periods were about 70 days.
     
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    #21 PornAddict103, Dec 23, 2023
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    Nice results! :+1: I use a mobile dice app myself and I noticed it doesn't seem to favor doubles very much. The idea of this game is make your next release random and unpredictable. Of course, if you feel 15 to 35 days is not long enough to start, then you could double your 6-dice roll... If you dare. ;)

    Remember though, When you do your initial 6-dice roll, matches mean nothing. The numbers add up the same.
     
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    #22 PornAddict103, Dec 25, 2023
    Here's another one I did myself...

    Chastity Tease V42B.jpg
     
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    #23 Tom Allen, Dec 25, 2023
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    #24 PornAddict103, Dec 25, 2023
    Here's another one I did myself...

    Chastity Tease V106.png
     
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    #25 Caged for life, Dec 27, 2023
    These are good
     
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