I had to laugh out loud at this cartoon. The “cum sprite” found his mistress any time he came since he was ordered not to cum. https://www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/
Love Oglaf! I only remember to read it every couple months, but then it keeps me entertained for a while as I catch up on it
You should check out Basic Instructions if you haven't already. Link: http://www.basicinstructions.net/ It's finished its run, but there's years of backlogs to get through. It's very clever and one of the funniest comics I've ever read, that never got stale. I was truly crushed to see it end, but the creator refused to keep going once he was truly out of ideas and had started writing some very good novels. Another good one, with a similar feel, is Bug Martini. Link: http://www.bugmartini.com/ It takes a little bit to find its footing, but not that long. I liked both because they were clever or fun, and felt a lot like stand-up comedy style observational humor in a strip. Both also largely avoid diving into hot-button issues like politics or religion, and since for my job I have to stay very on top of the news cycle it's nice to unwind with something that's more universal. Bug Martini is still running for now, and the creator seems to be going strong. Plus, there's a running joke where the title is a clever play on the comic and a known idiom or phrase. He's surprisingly good at it, though sometimes the readers in the comments one-up him.