Anything funny?

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    Somebody make me laugh please! There has to be an amusing side to the trials and tribulations of chastity and the sissy world including those really hilarious and embarrassing/humiliating moments (not including the planned ones by mistresses/masters of course) when the plan doesn’t quite follow the right path.
    Anyone got any funny examples?
     
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    There are many most amusing moments, but the best that I can think of right now is the time that jemima's first performance resulted in a huge globule of cum landing precisely on the tip of her nose.
     
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    Ha! - classic shot Mistress B (total respect ..and I love your proflle phots). Who was aiming I wonder? All good for the complexion I guess. :) I'm sure that that Jemima will find that "practice makes perfect"!
     
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    How about imagining how my lady and I had to sweet talk a security guard at a museum when I set off the metal detector? Apparently, we both became too comfortable about my metal chastity device and neglected to remember it.
     
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    O dear sounds like my nightmare - caught in the act! Mind you there must be quite a number of people out there with Prince Albert's and the like who have similar problems. I guess you don't immediately think of pre-positioning a plastic catch for a regular day out!
     
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    CorsetJane

    We had quite a scarey/funny situation with the huge metal butt plug I have. The plug is an expanding one that goes from being normal size to double in size, it opens out a bit like an umbrella - but inside of you ;-)

    The first time Mistress Deborah used it on me and inserted it the feelings were so intense I was begging for her to take it out - the mechanism is like a big spring and it's metal and covered in lube and Mistress could not get her fingers to pull it back to release it. I was shouting and hollaring and panicking and we were really trying and trying to get this out of me - Mistress asked me to try but it was stuck solid and all the time my insides were going all over the place - until finally we got a dinner knife and wedge the spring back.

    We were both very relieve and now the knife lives with the plug - and since then Mistress Deborah has mastered the mechanism and I am still trying to get used to the feelings!
     
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    Wow! Glad to hear that Mistress D ("..Full respect" Mistress) has full control now. Anal play and dinner knives does sound a bit scary! Meat and two veg takes on a new heightened meaning....
     
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