King Hippo (Better not open my mouth)

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    #1 King Hippo, Oct 4, 2020
    Greetings Travelers! Welcome to The Mansion and my Blog Thread!!!

    I am starting this thread for your enjoyment and amusement. I am King Hippo and it seems like I always get in trouble when I open my damn mouth. Maybe I say stupid things a lot but it seems like whenever I open my mouth my wife punches me in the face and my shorts fall down. She will continuously punch me in the stomach after this... It has happened so many times she decided to permanently put two band aides on my stomach for where to aim... She says X marks the spot.

    I have tried to get advice from my neighbors Don and Mr. Tiger (who is considering getting out of the circuit to open a chastity shop), but they haven't had much luck with her either. I'll keep you all posted.

    Stay locked my friends!
     
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    #2 Lazlo Toth, Oct 4, 2020
    Good on you King Hippo!

    I am sure I speak for many of us when I say that I appreciate your candid, honest approach to things.

    Let's hear what you have to say!

    Laz
     
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    #3 tvalex, Oct 4, 2020
    I'm sure you will have some interesting blogs.
     
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    #4 LesterBallard, Oct 5, 2020
    good luck with it
     
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    #5 boisub, Oct 6, 2020
    Do tell.
     
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    #6 King Hippo, Oct 9, 2020


    I think my wife has been getting more advice from Little Mac and Doc... She is really putting me to work lately, she has found my biggest weakness, vegetables. She makes me eat them and I feel so weak that I could be getting cuckheld watching Glass Joe make love to my wife.

    I better get my act together or I might be the first fight in the next edition of Punch Out!!!.
     
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    #7 King Hippo, Oct 25, 2020
    ***Serious post with some satire inserted***

    As you can tell from my last post I needed to start training again. My old training regiment focused on good overhead club punching technic, barking howl to gain a psychological edge, and rebandaging that weak spot on my stomach. It wasn't working, so I decided to just go on my wife's training suggestions.

    She has been doing light teasing and denial with me all week right before bed while I give her a backrub. She says it will help keep me focus and build good hand strength for my overhead clubbing technic. She promised me a reward at the end of the week for all my hard work.

    She told me to laydown and get back up... and as soon as I laid down... King Hippo remembered... Once knocked down I can't get back up.

    I was instore for some heavy denial play with no ending in sight. When she stopped it was like torture, she told me it will help me stay focused on what is important.

    King Hippo wake up today, feel like new Hippo!

    What will she have instore for Hippo this week, me want to find out.

    WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
     
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    #8 King Hippo, Nov 7, 2020
    King Hippo very bored, wife falls asleep early every night and Hippo just gets bigger every night.

    Hippo also waiting for new device from Mature Metal, it is hard waiting though. Sometimes when bored Hippo, go back to lake and float... but no other hippo there n e more. Tough being King sometimes...

    Wife told Hippo to make special drink tonight called “coffee”, Hippo thinks something special might happen tonight. Hippo hope so, Hippo so bored.... Hippo misses wife, it is more fun rubbing her back when she is awake.

    Back to training!

    WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP!!!!
     
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    #9 Nicoftime, Nov 7, 2020
    I hear running behind a red sports car helps, Mac swears by it.
     
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    #10 King Hippo, Dec 5, 2020
    Big moon back in sky, Hippo make post again.

    Holiday good to Hippo, eat lots of birds, Hippo happy! Wife has new cage for Hippo, wife call it "Watchful Mistress", Hippo like. Solid, no wiggle like Hippo belly and china cage.

    Wife got Hippo in shape, round but still shape. Hippo make wife happy. Wife like show on light screen, wife call it "Queens Gambit". Hippo rub wife back, legs, and feet, and sometime wife rub Hippo after.

    Life good for Hippo right now.

    Happy wife happy Hippo.

    Here picture of Hippo. Thanks.
     

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    #11 meuk85, Dec 26, 2020
    I like your writing style king hippo :)

    Good luck with your new cage and enjoy
     
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    #12 King Hippo, Dec 30, 2020
    Hippo worried, Hippo and wife talk tonight. Hippo know wife tire from work and carrying little hippo, but Hippo always worried.

    Hippo should know better, wife too tired, but Hippo feel ignored... Hippo paranoid sometime... but wife say feel bad when she play with Hippo. She say Hippo get so excited he no sleep from playing when she stop early, so wife ignore Hippo instead.

    Wife not feel good, but after talk she tell Hippo she want Hippo in cage. She feel bad Hippo confused so she remind Hippo by talk.

    She say something like.... "When real tired, I remind Hippo how excited he gets by talking"

    This make Hippo very happy, since Hippo just want to not be forgotten.

    Getting late, back to swamp.
     
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    #13 Headtrip, Dec 31, 2020
    Lol. Love the writing in this thread, but this can't be the same @King Hippo who always gives the straight laced advice?
     
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    #14 King Hippo, Dec 31, 2020
    NOT MOCK HIPPO NATIVE TOUNGE
     
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    #15 King Hippo, Feb 6, 2021
    Other week Hippo try "desensitizing spray" before wife train with Hippo. Bottle say use three spray, but Hippo bad maths, Hippo use two much! After 15 minutes Hippo not feel anything. Wife put blindfold on Hippo and ask if he feel this. Hippo say it feel like wind blowing, wife laugh and tell Hippo to take off blindfold.

    Wife smacking little Hippo around with back of hand & she laugh more. Later Hippo wife have good time with little Hippo & say I need use better maths next time. Hippo did get pleasure with wife at same time, but Hippo happy wife liked.

    Next time Hippo follow directions and use three spray, wife work too hard to get Hippo ready & his nipples hurt. But Hippo have fun and like to see wife laugh.

    *swims back to swamp water*
     
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    #16 ChasteCel, Feb 7, 2021
    What desensitizing spray did you use?
     
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    #18 tvalex, Feb 7, 2021
    There is too much of a good thing then? :+1:
     
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    #19 King Hippo, Feb 8, 2021
    Depends who you ask.
     
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    #20 King Hippo, Oct 9, 2021
    Return of Hippo. This return much better than return on SNES in Punch Out 2, trust Hippo, you thank later.

    Don't want read, type code to get to end.... 007 373 5963... Anyway...

    Hippo wife was pregnant and wanted break from locking hippo up. Fast forward now, trust me that time boring... 2 months after health baby hippo, wife starts wearing our chastity shirts & ask hippo to wear his. Hippo ask if this means what he thinks, and she laugh. Next day, puts cage and lock on night stand & Hippo not that stupid, Hippo know what she wanted.

    Hippo so happy wife asked, Hippo feel stupid and desperate if he had to ask. Hippo wife says cage still makes "it" look like Squidward from yellow sponge show & she pick out new cage for Hippo. She pick jailbird from Mature Metal, and Hippo trust William. William very talented man with good boss, he know what to do.

    Hippo sorry he leave before without saying good bye to friends, but Hippo wouldn't feel right about being here without being an acting member.

    For those typed in cheat code, you miss out on all fun beating my friends.... Piston Honda... Sodapop Pinski... The Great Tiger... but here you go...

    Hippo is back. Greetings Hippo, welcome back to The Mansion.
     
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    #21 Crystal'sPup, Nov 11, 2021
    Wow, I cannot believe I still remember the MTPO codes after all these years! So does that mean with the band-aids that if she knocks you down you cannot get back up? ::)
     
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    #22 Headtrip, Nov 11, 2021
    Congrats @King Hippo on the new addition. At least one member here was not in "permanent" chastity! And welcome back to the club.
     
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    #23 madams-sissysub, Nov 11, 2021
    Love it! Thanks for posting KH!
     
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    #24 King Hippo, Jul 3, 2022
    *Hippo swims out from the middle of the swamp*

    Another little hippo is around, so two little hippo now. Hippo and Queen Bee were taking break, not enough time, energy, others more important. But Hippo back now, but Hippo trained hard while on break.

    Hippo back with more stamina then ever, Queen like that a lot. Hippo would say starting back up was like riding bike, but Hippo...

    HATE BIKE! YOU THINK HIPPO CAN RIDE BIKE THIS BIG? NO.

    Sorry, lost control for minute... but Queen find it amusing how easy Hippo is satisfied, make her laugh. She also very happy Hippo please her.

    Thing are good now, also Hippo getting his "Watchful Mistress" from Mature Metal redone, but still have "Jail Bird" on.

    Ok, enough for now.

    WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

    *swims back to middle of swamp*
     
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    #25 Headtrip, Jul 4, 2022
    Congrats again, Hippo! You are clearly getting more than me or at the very least batting 1000
     
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