My wife has a friend who is asexual. I am normally very progressive, and fully support every element of the LGBT+ community. The other day, however, I made a huge mistake. I made an off-hand, off -color joke about my wife's friend. Now, my wife and I are both very much believers that the "set-it-and-forget-it" approach to male chastity is in a word.... terrible. That being said, I will now be serving a long-term punishment of "complete desexualization", intended to make me more aware of the nature of asexuality. My wife wrote up the rules, and I strongly suspect she is 100% committed to following them through. The punishment proper begins this Wednesday. The nature of the rules are this: 1) All objects that relate to gender or sexuality have been made inaccessible to me: All sex toys, condoms, lubricants, and the like have been relocated to our locked, outside shed. If my wife wants to engage in sexual activity, she will do so on her own, there, and will restrict any activity to when I am not home. She is choosing to restrict her own activity for the sake of the efficacy of this punishment. All male-gender specific toiletries have been discarded and replaced with non-gender specific versions and placed in the spare bedroom's bathroom. All female-gender specific toiletries remain in the master bathroom, which is now locked and inaccessible to me. 2) I have been, for the duration of this punishment, relieved of the following duties, and am in fact prohibited from them: Providing sexual pleasure to my wife in any way/ Shopping for clothes, groceries, or toiletries. 3) The following are all strictly forbidden, and will result in an infraction point (see section 5) being recorded: Orgasms, in any capacity. I will not receive any, I will not give any Nudity, in any capacity. I will not be seen at any point less than fully dressed, I will not see others in any state less than fully dressed. I will change from day time clothes to sleeping pajamas including underwear, pants, and a shirt in the privacy of the spare bedroom's bathroom. My wife will change in the privacy of the master bathroom, and will ensure I she is never less than fully dressed while in a room I have access to. Contact in any way with any part of the body that would be covered by a swimsuit. She will, at no time, make any part of her body contact any part of my body that falls under a pair of swim-trunks, down to the knees. I will at no point make any part of my body contact any part of her body that would be covered by a one piece swimsuit, *except* for non-sexual cuddling (see section 4.) Pornography, in any capacity. There will be no media played that is in any way suggestive of sexual activity for the duration of this punishment, there shall be no visiting of websites that cover topics of pornography in any capacity. All web-surfing will be strictly monitored. Topics of conversation, at no point will she or I begin or engage in any conversation that involves the following topics: Sex, sexuality, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, or the results or potential results of sexual activity (this includes, but is not limited to pregnancy/fertility); this punishment in any capacity after its start date (this includes but is not limited to complaints, requests for early release, pleading, claims that I have learned my lesson, requests to know if I have committed any infractions, requests to know how much longer the punishment shall last); reproductive bodily functions (erections, ejaculations, menstruation, or any related topic), chastity or any related concept (note: a legitimate emergency will result in release from chastity, but not sexual release, and will be accomplished in such a way as to violate the fewest possible other rules. A claim of a legitimate emergency that is not found to be valid will result in a reset of the punishment such that time served no longer counts, a doubling of the original time to be served, doubling of any future infraction points earned, and a tripling of any infraction points already earned). 4)Non-sexual cuddling Each night, I am expected to cuddle my wife from the "big-spoon" position, which will include my arm being placed over her stomach area, and will be noted as an exception to the contact prohibition above. Additionally, my pelvis will be in *light* contact with her buttocks, and this will also be noted as an exception. However, I am prohibited from moving my hand to a more sexual position (including but not limited to, her breasts or genitals) AND from applying pressure with my pelvic region. Failure to maintain the cuddling position will result in an infraction point being recorded. Failure to abide by any other section of this section will result in in a reset of the punishment such that time served no longer counts, a doubling of the original time to be served, doubling of any future infraction points earned, and a tripling of any infraction points already earned. 5) Duration of punishment The duration of this punishment is a predetermined time frame, with the initial time set to between 2 and 8 months, measured in whole calendar months. I shall not be informed of the time chosen, or the mechanism be which it was chosen. 6) Infractions As noted above, any failure to obey any portion of any section above will result in the accrual of infraction point(s). Infraction points increase the duration of the punishment by a percentage of the original time, measure in hours. Refer to the list below: 1-5 points: Each infraction point adds 2%. 6-10 points: Each infraction point adds 3%. 11-15 points: Each infraction point adds 5%. 16-20 points: Each infraction point adds 8%. 21-49 points: Each infraction point adds 12%. 50+ points: Upon completion of 2.5 times the original punishment, the entire punishment will be repeated, with a new initial start time chosen between 8-24 months.
Points system as well as percentages, sounds pretty complicated, I’ve never heard of anyone actually following through with such rigid and many rules. You’re saying she made these?
My wife would lose her mind after five minutes of all those rules and trying to keep track of what I had or hadn’t done. Whatever happened to a simple slap in the face for being a jerk? Seems way easier.
lol.... i agree... or a slap on the buttom for making a stupid joke..... poor guy... and i thought i was tough... she got me beat @jb123