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    Dear men,

    Your sperm is all you are, and deep down you already knew this. All of your life's accomplishments are null when compared to that jiz you squirt when you 'climax' and the reason for this is simple: evolution. You, oh dear male are but a step in the evolutionary progress of humankind. But what is more devastating is when you realize that is really all women need you for, and science is well on its way to replicating what you do with your nasty little balls.

    Men have been a scourge on culture and society since time began in their feeble little minds. Women have supported and propped up men since the dawn of the human age. They have brought men to maturity like very talented farmers. Once at maturity, a man becomes a liability like a loaded gun, and needs to be set free to think they're in charge else their fragile egos will tear them into pieces leaving a shell of a person on the brink of suicide. Women know this. They live their lives having to dodge your inability to control your wandering eyes, or more likely your big idiot mouth. Even if you don't know it, every woman you encounter you are trying to impress, even if you are not even attracted to them. And every woman sees you for what you are as you wander in you ignorance, or worse, arrogance.

    From big sticks, to nuclear weapons or internet trolling, nearly all acts of violence originate from men, and why? Well, many minds including famous psychologists, think that males are merely living out their perception of survival of the fittest, even despite being included in civilization. And so, a 'competition' of pitting one against the other in an supposed subconscious attempt to be considered viable for use in reproduction. Stress on the word 'use' as the hunter qualities of thousands of years ago are meaningless dribble(haha) in today's modern world, mitigating a mature male to a sperm bank to be used. Once your seed has been had you are but a wrapper to be discarded. Or if your lucky, maybe you'll get to sit on a shelf somewhere for a while. Men have long thought they in charge because they tend to act with aggression and violence, but it has always been known by both sexes that it is a lie. That does not remove the fear of becoming a victim of some simple minded male who 'likes to pet the puppies' -oh yes, the puppies, or even a more nefarious little pecker who finds himself so creative that he realizes he is having opinions and such. Don't worry, the bad thoughts will go away dear. You just be you, and live the life you've got. Don't worry about being anything, because your sperm has already determined that for you.

    If you find this to be a surprise and are wearing a chastity device, I pity you. May you find your way.
    But if you are wearing a chastity device, you already knew this, didn't you?

    anyway, have some respect you moth:pr f:pckers.
     
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    Becky darling you're ranting again.
    You really shouldn't smoke that stuff you know.

    It reminds me of my joke though.
    What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?
     
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    Sorry, I don’t understand the reason for this post.
    I’m not a motherfucker and I respect anyone until it has been proven they dont merit the respect.
     
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    Nicoftime The suspense is terrible...I hope it lasts

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    I have understood submission, sexual gratification from giving up control and sacrifice. I’ve never really understood self loathing, and feelings of inferiority, yet alone feeling that way about the whole of your gender.

    Men causing violence...like religion, women have spurred on quite a bit of violence. Think of the face that launched a thousand ships. Women have been a weekness as well as a blessing for men. The world is not one sided.

    Calling men only a temporary home for sperm is like calling women hens. The human condition is basically reproducing another generation. If science somehow finds a way to eliminate the need for the other gender, it doesn’t make either redundant.

    Saying the only thing men are good for is their sperm have never met a real one. My father is a kind , thoughtful, intelligent, brave, and funny person. He would lay down his life for me, give without asking, and is a constant reminder of what I would like to aspire to. Now that I am a father all I want is to be that to my son. And do you know who he is? Just a regular guy named Bill. Not every male is a war monger, religious zealot, bent on ruling the world and keeping its women under thumb. Most are just good men doing the best they can, hoping that their children have it a little better than themselves. Just as all women aren’t manipulative whores, bent on seducing men, and getting things for free,

    Do you really hate yourself that much that you cannot see the beauty of our gender as well as it’s faults ? I certainly hope you only posted this to get a response.
     
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    A man
     
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    Har Har
     
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    sorry I didn't realize posting in the bar needed a reason.

    self loathing? ok well thanks for pointing that out! I should probably do something about that.

    bunch of uptight ... oh yeah 'chastity mansion' ...forgot where i was in my stupor

    Let me say, cheers to you mates! no hard feelings eh? time to drink the rest and smoke into retardation as was suggested to me in another response. ranting ain't taken to too kindly in these parts cracker! is what i could've said to myself before I flushed my toilet into your black mirror


    :eek::D
     
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    Someone sounds kinda bitter.
     
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    Seems like someone here is a waste of spunk...
     
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    I suggest that beck reads the book sapiens by yuval Noah hirari it may shed some light on the relationship between men and women.
     
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    I truly live for the responses where I'm given book suggestions, but the ones where I'm told I'm a waste- These are the most precious moments, moments worth reflecting upon! I thank you from the bottom of my cold dead heart to go sit on a tack! I love you
     
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    Nicoftime The suspense is terrible...I hope it lasts

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    He’s new. By the way, I enjoy your drunken pub visits. It keeps it interesting.
     
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    Yes I know educating yourself with knowledge is such a drag. Much better to use gross generalization and uninformed opinions to slander one half of the population.
     
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    I wonder what it is that makes you feel so informed. Is it your penis?

    I do appreciate that book suggestion though. Good day to you
     
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    E
    Exposure to knowledge from many sources.

    My Penis has nothing to do with my knowledge.
     
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    Has anyone seen my other sock with Thursday written on it? I feel a bit silly wearing one sock with Thursday on it and having a different day on the other sock. When I walk it's like I'm in some strange time loop. Thursday Tuesday Thursday Tuesday.
     
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    I would be wary of having not only mismatched socks but possibly two left socks also. You might add a vicious twist to that loop. It may be the end my friend. Cats and dogs bedding together, rain coming from the ground, oceans receding volcanoes erupting, Don the American President, blood soaked rivers! You might innocently walk down the street and open an event horizon! eeeeekgad man!! dick and cover!!! haha haha ha ha ha
     
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    "Yes, yes, the end of the world etc. etc."

    Quote from Proffessor Farnswoth. Futurama
     
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    Don the American president? I thought his name was Barney...
     
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    haha yes! or twIT the dancing clown
     
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    I prefer oversized umpalumpa or spoiled man child
     
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    All I can say to that beck is .. speak for yourself.
     
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