Can't touch this

Well, look here, I didn't even know I had a "about me" page and viola, now I get a chance to edit it. Probably I should explain why I am here since I do not seem to belong to the same lifestyle, as most of the folk I have read that posted here. I am not and have never been in Dom/sub relationship though I do enjoy playing both of those roles as casual bedroom fun. I am currently not in a relationship, so the bedroom fun is less casual and more nonexistent. From this unhappy circumstance, I noticed that my dedication to the art of masturbation was reaching new heights and were I unable to reign in my habit, I would never leave my home in search of that special someone who would make this most onerous burden disappear. Alas I am here, ... Please feel free to contact me to talk, I am interested in many things, and though I type very slow, I think very fast.