Rest in peace https://youtu.be/HVvXWUAKtus Jan 21, 2022
Rest in peace https://youtu.be/HVvXWUAKtus
He thinks we left. Glad we blocked him.
No, no. I'll stay here. Go on ahead, have a surprise for you.
Ok? See ya? I guess?
Yeah yeah, something like that. Bye!
I like her. A lot.
Aw. Ashes you're cute when your upset. Good look. Bye!
Ah. That finger. Think he was telling you you're number one. He'll be back.
You should change that mall Santa thing on your profile. Weirds people out.
So? Even if it were true, a chaste mall Santa wouldn't be able to get a boner. It's the safest way.
I um, I'm gonna go for a bit. Don't touch my stuff.
Ok. I'm caged. Are ya, gonna, you know, talk dirty to me?
I'm going to! Just keep talking to me for a minute. Almost there.
You better not!
GUH! Wow. What a mess. Ok I'm taking it off now. Ehhh. Awkward. Talk to you next month or something.
I bet "she" does the kinky...
Teal and hot pink! Remember how it brings out the color in your eyes? Come back inside. It's cold.
I know. It's just that... Nick made me kill myself. But I have to forgive him.
Alright guys. Group hug. Before I fade again. Time travel is trippy.
Hey Boss. Get me a pack of panties and a couple of beers while you are out.
Well. Knowing you. Plus, they've heard weirder.
I, uh, don't miss you right now. Not going to lie. Thanks for the wine.
And, once again, ditto.
Bum bum bum!
Good times never felt so good!
So good! So good! So good!
Hey, uh, Boss. I said, "My Pillow". This is a Serta.
You get what you get and don't get upset. You know what?! You wanted a KH before? I'm putting a lock. On your coffin.
Sing Sweet Caroline all you want. I don't care. I like it, even. Not letting you out.
*impatiently* He's still going. A gag would have been a good idea. Sex shop is closed. Maybe a rope and sock. I'd say a pair of used knickers but the weirdo would probably like it.
Hey, Boss... I don't even NEED a pillow. Because I..
Don't Exist! We get it! Maybe you shouldn't have Donnie Darko'd the timeline. Fool. We could have been rich.
Hey Boss! I was wondering if you couldn't get me one of them my pillows for the casket, this one's a little raggedy.
You need a leash.
Yes. You would like that wouldn't you? I'll pick up a pillow at Walmart. Go back to sleep.
Do you do the kinky?
Ashes! Damn it. Last time I'm telling you. Back in grave. Chop chop.
Alright Alright! Sheez. You spectres are no fun.
If you like cello, you probably already know. Entire album is pretty solid :) https://youtu.be/ApMTBgQmIsc
Denial of the spiritual realm would leave the only meaning of life is to procreate. Which would make a chastised virgin the most insidious.
"In ancient times if you were sick, they'd make you bleed, oh honey I know it hurts..."